Zombie killing!

Been playing Left 4 Dead for the past few days. It's oh-so-wonderful. Nothing like zombies to brighten up my day. But...

...why are the zombies such good runners? I am not liking fast zombies. Gives you more of a shock than a scare. But oh well, at least I have my trusty shotgun to depend on! BOOM HEADSHOT!

...why are Tanks, especially, so fast? I am about a quarter the size of a tank, and my speed is nowhere near his charge speed. Why so imba, Valve? Why?

...why are Chichi and Bobo always present in every game with AI NPCs that I play? WHY CHICHI AND BOBO WHY?

...why are Witches so adorable? Thin and sharp claws aside, that is. Hurts me deep inside when I shoot them. Unless when it's in the context of gaining achievements. Heh.

...why are some of the AIs so clever? Why can Smokers pull me 'round corners out of sight of my teammates, while I get strangled to death? Why why why?

...why do I bitch so much but still love this game so much? 

I hope Shane forgets that I owe him money for the game, so I can save the cash for Left 5 Dead.

On an ending note,

Kat: Mum, can I have my allowance this month?

Mum: Why holiday you still need allowance?

Kat: Comics to buy, food to eat, girls to go out with, people to kill...

Mum: WHAT?

Kat: Hurhur just give me my allowance please I am in dire need of cash.

Mum: Ok.

LEGENDARY I TELL YOU!